At SkittleBrau.net
we reward and acknowledge the fine efforts and
pioneers of our traditions. The Manning Crew are
your fellow Uni students who take it upon
themselves to keep the spirit of Manning alive
and well. They do this by constantly challenging
and bettering themselves in the hope that they
will one day reach stardom with their
extraordinary bar skills.
Below are a list
of the current SkittleBrau awards and records to
date:
Loudest Burp
- Maja @ ??db
This award is given to the male or female
who can prove themselves to be the loudest
burper on the table. The current award holder is
Maja whom is able to outburp any challenger.
Fastest
Skull - Kiel @ 2.31 seconds
This award is for the most skilful display
of Schooner Sculling at the bar. The current
champion is Kiel at a stunning 2.31 seconds flat.
Longest Sitting At Manning - Aaron @ 12hours
This award is presented to the crew member
who has stood or rather drunk their way through
the test of time and has stayed at the Manning
the longest. This award has without doubt been
taken out by Aaron with his huge 12 hour
splurge.
Most Jugs Drunk In One Sitting - Aaron @
??jugs
This award is presented to the crew member
who has drunk the most jugs in one sitting.
Again, this award is currently held by Aaron
Most Beer Spilt - James @ 1 spill
This award if you can call it that is for
the member who has spilt the most beer..
Currently held by James with one spill.. pfft.
Biggest Hobo - Rob
This award is for the biggest Hobo-like
crew member that despite it all, always has time
for the Manning. This award goes to Rob for
spending the majority of money on beer as
opposed to say his Rent and/or food for the
week.
Best Beard -
Undecided
The best beard award goes to the crew member
with the most unique and impressive beard. This
award at present is in close competition between
Tobin and Aaron. But Tobin says "I'm going to
bring it back and take out Aaron's ass".
Best Thongs
- Rob @ 1 hole in 9 months
This award is given to the crew member with
the most utilisation of $4.95 thongs. At
present, Rob holds this record with 1 hole which
he can put his finger through, in a mere 9
months. "Someone who has to walk ten kilometres
to get to their water source couldn't use their
thongs more than I have".
Got an idea for
another award? Email it in at:
ideas@skittlebrau.net
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